Blimey! Agent Provocateur strikes again. This time, Helena Christensen stars as a voluptuous ‘Pirate Queen’ in the newest Agent Provocateur video called (no surprises) ‘Pirate Provocateur’. You really have to experience this. According to Telegraph, “Pirate Queen Helena appears in a red lace basque, brandishing a dagger, and succeeds in seducing the captain of the ship who is unaware he is being robbed blind and facing a mutiny” - we totally agree that this is a “swashbuckling way to sell lingerie”.
Aye, who’s the boss now?
Arrrrrrr! Touch me one bit and you’ll walk the plank.
No quarter! Now, fight my knickers.
Yum. Never knew pirates can be so sexxxy. I’m soo gay for this.
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Kate Moss is not your average bride. Rumours are looming in regards to her September wedding to fiance, Jamie Hince - that didn’t stop the “bride-to-be” from campaigning the ultra-sexy Agent Provocateur’s White Wedding range. The range includes “demi-bras, tasselled nipple ‘pasties’, tulle eye-masks, lacy thongs and baby doll nighties”. Definitely designed to please the man, and to stroke your virginal ego. In addition, Kate was featured in six experimental films entitled, ‘“The Happiest Day of Her Life’, that follows the demise of Moss’s big day, released online at SHOWStudio“. The following wallpapers are available for download at the Agent Provocateur website:
Sophie is playful with its pretty french lace and silky bows.
This sexy corset is named Kate. Will she be wearing this in September?
Katarina is one sexy lingerie. I love the white tulle with cute flowers. Cheeky! Definitely my favourite.
Err… let them eat Kate? Sounds really really ‘wrong’.
Be good, or get spank! Love the cheeky bottom.
(Photos: Agent Provocateur)
